Despite months of increasingly unhinged requests to open up a line of dialog, the BCExitWexit movement has been stonewalled by the Liberal government. Acting against stereotype, Parliament Hill was unsure of what to make of our new political movement. Until yesterday, the only official response BCexitWexit we had received from the Deputy Minister of Communication was short and sweet.
“Please, go away.”
Today, history has been made. The cutest Prime Minister in Canadian history* has been made aware of our movement thanks to the incredible targeting power of Facebook ads (Demo: Man, 45-50, Married, Ottawa, dreamy blue eyes / Likes: Snowboarding, Blackface.) A shocking number of Facebook users fit that target profile, but luckily one of them was Mr. Trudeau.
Reports indicate that the Prime Minister was thoroughly confused by the notion of a BCExitWexit movement, but is cautiously optimistic that we are not funded by the Irvings. Editors Note: For the record, we do accept rather large donations from numbered holding companies.
Official photo of Prime Minister McDreamy rocking his characteristic white-face lewk.
“The enemy of my enemy is my friend, but what if that enemy is funded by nefarious special interests groups who are secretly trying to destroy me?
The Arthashastra didn’t cover that one.”
Seeking an opportunity to get on the inside track of our movement, this week the NDP party sent over a political attache to the BCExitWexit HQ. Upon arrival, the kind, yet naive man discovered that most of our strategists are overly intelligent ravens. Unfortunately, our attack ravens chased away the rep as they mistook him for critically injured wild game.
Please don’t look at our political action team in the eyes.
Vancouver Island is still upholding it’s lifetime ban on all Conservative politicians, but they were kind enough to send back our messenger raven well fed, yet slightly more racist.
*Internal poll